Today's topic: The top 5 signs you're a parent in 2025
KIMBERLY:
- You get called bruh
- You know the UV index
- Their skincare routine is as expensive as yours
- You call them on their phone from downstairs
- Half empty water bottles are everywhere
XAVIER:
- You know all the trending Tik Tok dances not because you do them but because your teen has asked you to hold the phone to record them doing it.
- Your car playlist flips between Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift, and Bluey
- You say things like “Because I said so” while swearing you’d never become that parent.
- You can fall asleep anywhere—but your kid somehow has the energy of three Red Bulls.
- You have to Google if Roblox Robux are tax-deductible (spoiler: they’re not).