Xavier catches us up on the bustling music news this week

#IwantMyMTV
MTV is playing music videos 24/7 from now until the "VMAs" on Sunday night. The only catch is it's not on their main channel, but on MTV2, MTV Live, and MTV Classic. There's a lineup of over 700 videos in 12 different categories, like Best of the 1980s, Best of the 1990s, Videos That Go Bump in the Night, Videos That Make Us Howl, and Best Celebrity Cameos. MTV says the artists with the most videos being aired are Britney Spears with 21, Beyoncé with 18, Madonna with 17, Eminem with 15, and Michael Jackson with 12. Backstreet Boys have 11, and Mariah Carey, 'N Sync, and Justin Timberlake have nine videos each. There will also be special appearances from artists sharing their favorite music videos like Chappell Roan, Jon Bon Jovi, Olivia Rodrigo, Paris Hilton, Benson Boone, and Doja Cat. The 2025 "VMAs" air Sunday at 8:00 p.m.

#AndTheWinnerIs
A poll from Labor Day found the condiment we "love" the most isn't ketchup or mustard... it's MAYONNAISE. 30% love mayo, 29% love ketchup, and 25% love mustard. If you include people who just "like" them, then ketchup is #1. 85% of us enjoy ketchup to some extent, compared to 80% for mayo. Relish is the most hated of the group. Around one in seven people (14%) can't stand it. Only 4% of us hate ketchup, but it's a passionate 4%. Aren't we missing some sauce here?

#Sike
The relationship between Liam Nelson and Pamela Anderson was allegedly FAKE. A source says it was just a marketing stunt to help promote "The Naked Gun". Their chemistry was real on camera, but off? It was strictly business. Pamela Anderson is a pro, Liam Neeson is a pro... They knew leaning into the rumors would get attention. Looks like it paid off the current tally has the new naked gun sitting at an almost 90-million-dollar profit with the opening budget at only half of that. Disappointed?

#Useless
Someone asked the internet, "What is the most USELESS job that people are paid for?" The popular answers include Influencers, politicians, and bathroom attendants.